Complete Stupidity 01David was bored. Very bored. So incredibly bored in fact, that he was currently bouncing around headbanging in his tiny one room apartment, blasting Rammstein loud enough that people 3 rooms over could clearly make out the words, not to mention him screaming along with it.
This was in fact, nothing new.
So when he was blown away by Tommy, no one was surprised. Or even cared all that much.
Except for Jana, who happened to be David's sister.
No one else cared though.
So one day Andy came down the street and walked into Taco Bell, slapped down a twenty and became president. Amazing. but then, you won't guess what happened next. Unless you care to try? Go ahead. Have fun. Try. You won't get it.
Okay, fine. You suck at guessing. So just stop it.
SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
Shortly after being elected President, good ol Captain Whatshisface goes in to buy hisself a taco. Being the curious little bugger he is, he inquires as to what's inside the tacos.
"DOG MEAT," the greasy teenager behind the
Festival Dance"A Serpent was captured sneakin' 'round the gates!"
"What's this?" Kyancith asked, masking his accent behind a course brogue common around the farmsteads beyond the Capital's walls. It was just one of many the assassin had picked up over his lifetime, and one that had saved his life on numerous occasions. He slid closer to the speaker, a young metal smith who'd just landed in a swirl of dust and grit, already surrounded by a smallish crowd of curious draconians, all listening intently to the news.
"I saw't with me own eyes! Looked like Royalty too! I hear tell they're going to execute the bastard Snake." Continued the smith, who, on closer inspection had to be a journeyman, judging by the stains on and make of his jerkin.
"Fool! He's come for peace, what I heard!" came the reply from an older citizen, obviously gentry, dressed in rich festival colors. His voice was dripping with contempt at the younger one's posturing, as well as the tinge of drink in the smith's voice.
"A Serpent? Wan
Dark Shadow Rising -Opening-
Danyka looked over the jewelers wares, admiring several pieces, before finally settling on a simple jade pendant. The jade itself was of simple design, just a smooth flat teardrop shape, with the glyphs for "Courage" "Hope" and "Strength" carved into it. After a quick (but serious) haggling session, the young Wolf walked away from the stall, wandering down the street, quite pleased with herself. She wasn't actually here to shop, her true quarry was across the road, in a haggling war of his own over a pair of unornamented - but knowing the target, perfectly balanced - throwing knives.
Wow, you haven't spotted me yet... I must be getting a lot better... she thought at him as she wandered through the market. Danyka was a Wolf in training, soon to become one of the outriders for the Dragon, keeping the plains safe. There were four such groups of monks, including the Wolves, the Aether, magisters and healers, the Dragoons, Guardians of the Dragon and the Eggs, and the Shadows, the spies and
PlacetoChill Chronicles pt3The Place to Chill Chronicles
Part III: The Great Famine
The days were long, and as such, there was much partying and joy in #Placetochill, and much feasting, as tis was the season for such things! All kinds of wonderful foods, and enough to put even Hobits to shame! So great was the breadth and width of the partying that these 4 months were called simply "Slammin'" by all. And it is during this time that we come once again upon our heros, who have just made an absoulutely stupifyingly disturbing ( StingofChaos, yes, I really AM that shameless) discovery ever!
What, you may ask, could be so frightening?
Well, we shall tell you! Prepare yourself, for even reading this as a past event, you may not be able to handle the fearsome fright of it!
... ready now?
...Koeryn in the shower... SINGING! Oh, the terror! I see women feinting all over as this is written, (not to mention many a young child screaming in abject terror... or is that just re-director?).
Well, that was only the
Place to Chill Chronicles pt2The Place to Chill Chronicles
Episode II: Attack of the Clones!
It was a day like any other, what with those of the Freezer, and those of the Chillers, and those of the totally unchilled all bored and chatting. About WHAT?! some would ask, but since it doesn't matter (or does it?) we won't tell you! BWAHAHAHAHA-*hackcough* Ahem, anyways! On this day, there was a new one to the insanity that is common place in the room, but his reputation preceded him! Thetricksters18 was what some called him, but Ryn, too lazy to say all that, just called him T.R., though what that stands for, none knows...
At anyrate, he came forth from the place that all such new, and hopeful adventurers come forth from, seeking a corner to pitch his tent, but THERE WAS NO CORNER! The frightful terror of such a thing happeneing! All corners were allready taken (for that is the nature of such things), but Ryn, seeing the dillema, quickly came to the rescue, building a new corner. And so T.R. was made at home, and all
Place to Chill Chronicles pt1Crazyquesadilla and StingofChaos were in #PlacetoChill one day, and that's exactly where the troubles started! See, it all began when Koeryn, that crazy guy that has all the adoring fans (Quiet! It's my story damnit! xD), decided that it would be frightfully amusing to have everyone try and guess his first name! Says he, "The secret to my name is hidden where only a fool would go!" And so Sting, she says, "I know exactly where!" and runs away. Come back she does and 'lo! She's got his name... almost! "Almost!" Sayeth the Ryn! "You went to the wrong place! Try the place where the other fool goes! So off runs Sting, to the frightful place where only The Fool goes, that very frightening place... Ryn's binder! And within Ryn's binder, (opened only after a frightful number of pointless tasks that are always associated with such quests), she finds a paper... "12-1: Algbebraic Equations". No! The horror! but Sting is not to be frightened from her task, for she knows that rich rewards are ahea